kylan

gayisthenewokay:

in-toxicatd:

I can’t wait for the day that instead of “It’s late, I have to go.” you will say “It’s late, let’s go to bed.”

this is so cute

kennysboat:

you’re not a true gamer until you shove an entire ps4 up your ass

dajo42:

[approaches straight couple] so which of you is the yard sard and which is the yale sale

jeanmarcoing:

FORGETTING TO TAG SOMETHING AND RUSHING TO ADD WHAT YOU FORGOT TO TAG

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officialcocaine:

When you get ready to go out with your friend and they make plans with someone else instead

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hardollarsign:

flyawaymax:

fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick

do you have a fucking nuclear generator as your battery

hardollarsign:

flyawaymax:

fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick

do you have a fucking nuclear generator as your battery

automatically:

when someone tries to flirt with bae

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neatpotatoes:

a call i was never prepared for

neatpotatoes:

a call i was never prepared for

tentakewl:

when you hear your mom coming home and remember all the chores you were supposed to do image

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